Etsy by day. Dive bar by night.


Well, hello there!

Hi, I'm Sarah -- your statuesque, mischievous, girl next door... with a skeleton or two in my closet. I will crochet you a super awesome hat with my mad grandma-esque skills... or help you find a place to hide the body. I'm always down for some wholesome debauchery.


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